Submission + - New director chosen at Fermilab (fnal.gov)
An anonymous reader writes: It appears that Fermilab has chosen a a new director. The refuse to release the name of the new director, only referring to him as "The Doctor."
Citing their primary reasons for choosing him
It was his extensive experience, as well as his vague yet somehow still impressive educational background, that tipped the scales in the Doctor's favor, members of the committee said. This despite the fact that none of the members could determine with any certainty exactly what the new lab director's doctorate is in. "After facing down Daleks, Cybermen and the Master, I can't think of anyone more qualified to take on a congressional budget committee," Oddone said. "I think the Doctor is a perfect choice."
