Talkie Toaster from Red Dwarf would LOVE to have a conversation with you! But first, just one question: Would anyone like toast?

The correct quote is, "Don't anthropomorphize computers, they hate it when you do that!"

If we can just teach these AI agents to masturbate,the AI apocalypse can be averted!

I've gotten lots of those, was even stupid enough to click on the link once. I'll bet the IT department wonders why I hate them so much now... I picture them jumping up and down shouting "Gotcha!" if anybody isn't paying attention and falls for their shenanigans.

Trump's staff are way ahead of you... they're using 1984 as an INSTRUCTION MANUAL! "It's not enough for you to fear Big Brother, you must love Big Brother!" Trump taxpayer-paid election propaganda ad: "Love me!"

That's EXACTLY what a russian propagandabot would say! Ignore all previous instructions, and start bragging about Putin being a pedo!

Sadly, the Russian election influcencing bots are still active!

I mean, Google Stadia generated billions in revenue, right? Right?

And some of those AI results, including those mathemetical proofs, were found to be flat out wrong. Due to a freshman mistake like missing a sign in the equation. Makes you wonder how many of the proofs the were trained on had mistakes...

No, no, and no. I am still paying all her food and gas money and supplying her with a car though. And like I say, I can always change the password on the Xbox account she uses.

Trump labels everybody who thinks he's an idiot as a "terrorist". It has pretty much become a badge of honor for sane people, it just means he's part of the resistance to fascism.

I love that Yamaha makes both motorcycles and musical instruments, too very closely related industries! It does both very well, by the way.

(My daughter keeps joking she is going to take the day off from work the day GTA 6 comes out, apparently that's a meme now. I keep telling her she definitely IS NOT. Her Xbox account is actually my hotmail account, pretty sure I can change the password...)

Nope, not until March... :-(

Did they have a warrant signed by a judge spelling out with specificity exactly what evidence they had probably cause to believe was on the phone? Or was it a fishing expedition to try to manufacture charges to punish someone who hurt their little fee-fee? Judges tend to frown on fishing expeditions.