It would seem you have some sort of emotional issue that's causing you to draw some irrational conclusion about what was intended by a story in 2500 year old text that tells the founding mythology of an ancient middle-eastern society. No one in their right mind would read the passage from 1 Kings and interpret it as describing pi.
Your last sentence is perhaps illustrative, the words "No one in their right mind". You are exactly correct, even though you used that sentence to invalidate mine. There are some people in this world who hold insane ideas.
As a person raised by strict Catholic Parents with Strict Southern Baptist grandparents, yes, you are 100 percent correct. I have a deep understanding of people not in their right mind. Perhaps you are not aware, but Christian fundamentalism is a belief in biblical infallibility and biblical inerrancy. I have much personal experience with that. My family - in my estimation - was not in their right minds.
Can you show me on the doll where the priest touched you?
I was never abused in that manner, but since you show great empathy, and great kindness and concern....
A cousin of mine could answer your kind question by pointing towards his mouth, anus, and penis on your doll. He was one of those children who was introduced to the world of pedophile priests in the 1970's. His Priest Buddy had a lot of fun with him. And when it was found out, the priest was moved to another diocese, where guess what happened again. My cousin on the other hand, was shunned by the church that seemingly promoted pedophilia. Really screwed the kid up.
But don't worry, when my cousin was around 20 years old, he committed suicide. So he isn't screwed up any more. In great irony, Catholic doctrine holds that he went to hell, while the kiddie diddler priest just made a good act of contrition, and is at this point sitting with god in heaven.