So then, have the plane fly east to get to San Francisco! It will get there.

Granted it'll take a little longer. ;-)

...what are the odds of finding a viable donor head?

...for at least "lubing it up," first! ;-)

Amen! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the hypocrisy of the Indian government accusing US companies of fueling "communal hatred", considering their treatment of their own Dalit castes!

Then I'll make sure to send the cake back to them...
...after I've eaten it. ;-)

...how sticking your thumb in a pie makes you a "good boy"!

Yes, but it's too bad the Amazon's reckless growth caused them to Kindle a Fire.

-a.d.-

I'm ordinarily the last one to defend Apple, but you clearly have no idea what a "patent troll" actually is. I abhor their use of dubious patents as a way to oppress any and all competition, but they do actually produce a product. Any if Google has been busy suing competitors, I haven't been hearing about it.

-a.d.-

We'll be safe... as long as there's a stairway nearby! ;-)

I think that, with Intel recently announcing that it will be making processors that only work with Windows (and by sheer coincidence, AMD making a similar announcement as well), ol' Steve-O will find a way to forgive him.

-a.d.-

...and now Iran giving them the boot?

Google must be doing something right! :-)

...as they get sued out of existence. Just about everything in their indexes is copyrighted!

...cocaine junkies should start watching more TV!

I don't think that "Microsoft Live Office Bing User Interface, Dot Net" is taken yet. I'm surprised they didn't go with that!

-a.d.-

Using a Beowulf cluster of sticky pistons, if you can imagine it.

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