Adolf Hitroll - Slashdot User

Comment Re:I guess Samsung... (Score -1) 8

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday January 07, 2026 @03:33PM (#65908659) Attached to: Samsung's Rolling Ballie Robot Indefinitely Shelved After Delays

Shut the fuck up you moron.

Comment Re:Stops at 104F ? (Score -1) 34

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday January 06, 2026 @09:53AM (#65905485) Attached to: Hyundai and Boston Dynamics Unveil Humanoid Robot Atlas At CES

Shut the fuck up you moron.

Comment Dont sit so close to the TV, you'll ruin your eyes (Score 1) 57

by Thud457 on Friday January 02, 2026 @12:37PM (#65897257) Attached to: IDC Estimates Apple Shipped Just 45,000 Vision Pros Last Quarter

The inimical effects of the mind-control rays follow an inverse-square law based on distance from the source.
TeeVee bad, computar worse, tablet worser, smartphone more worser, VR most worsterest.

Comment Great things from small beginnings. (Score 3, Funny) 63

by Thud457 on Wednesday December 31, 2025 @04:24PM (#65893589) Attached to: NJ's Answer To Flooding: It Has Bought Out and Demolished 1,200 Properties

Demolished 1200 properties in New Jersey.

Well, it's a start.

Comment Frosty Again (Score -1) 5

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 30, 2025 @04:16PM (#65891141) Attached to: Singapore Study Links Heavy Infant Screen Time To Teen Anxiety

First Piss!

Comment Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis? (Score 1) 71

by Thud457 on Monday December 29, 2025 @05:41PM (#65888989) Attached to: Americans Are Watching Fewer New TV Shows and More Free TV

our favorite Sci-Fi series getting 25 episode season runs

Sir, I am dubious that you have actually traveled from the past to share your experience.

More like 14 episodes, randomly shifted around to accommodate sportsball running long, sometimes shown in the WRONG ORDER because nobody could be bothered to care about spaceships and robots. That's what I recall about televised scientifiction in my youth.

Comment Re:QUality of writing really bad (Score -1) 71

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 29, 2025 @03:08PM (#65888675) Attached to: Americans Are Watching Fewer New TV Shows and More Free TV

You said your wife and went on to list Murderbot.. you're either not married or a closeted homosexual.

Comment Re:Stupidest (Score -1) 61

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 29, 2025 @10:59AM (#65888127) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: What's the Stupidest Use of AI You Saw In 2025?

Shut up you moron.

Comment Re:Panem et circenses (Score -1) 25

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 22, 2025 @03:34PM (#65875523) Attached to: State of Play: Who Holds the Power in the Video Games Industry in 2025?

Shut up you fucking moron.

Comment Re:Finally.... Stop the 24fps nonsense. (Score -1) 62

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 22, 2025 @03:03PM (#65875399) Attached to: Why Some Avatar: Fire and Ash Scenes Look So Smooth, and Others Don't

It must be all the others that are wrong, you fuckwit.

Comment Re: Does it matter to anyone? (Score -1) 85

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @02:33PM (#65846525) Attached to: Evidence That Humans Now Speak In a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger

I'm happy to be a cyborg, you fuckweasel.

Comment Re:Does it matter to anyone? (Score -1) 85

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @07:35AM (#65845473) Attached to: Evidence That Humans Now Speak In a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger

Shut up you moron.

Comment "end-to-end" huh huh (Score 2) 90

by Thud457 on Thursday December 04, 2025 @08:57AM (#65834909) Attached to: 'End-To-End Encrypted' Smart Toilet Camera Is Not Actually End-To-End Encrypted

When you sit on the toilet you connect your butthole up to the large network of connected buttholes.

Not mine, just astonishing relevant.

Comment Re:Correction noted [Re:My honda does that now] (Score -1) 254

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday December 04, 2025 @08:12AM (#65834841) Attached to: White House Rolls Back Fuel Economy Standards

You stand corrected after making a bunch of excuses. GFY.

Comment Re:Move fast, break (crash) things (Score -1) 91

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday December 03, 2025 @12:03PM (#65832789) Attached to: Chinese Reusable Booster Explodes During First Orbital Test

Shut up dipshit.

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