Comment Re:I guess Samsung... (Score -1) 8
Shut the fuck up you moron.
Comment Re:Stops at 104F ? (Score -1) 34
Shut the fuck up you moron.
Comment Dont sit so close to the TV, you'll ruin your eyes (Score 1) 57
The inimical effects of the mind-control rays follow an inverse-square law based on distance from the source.
TeeVee bad, computar worse, tablet worser, smartphone more worser, VR most worsterest.
TeeVee bad, computar worse, tablet worser, smartphone more worser, VR most worsterest.
Comment Great things from small beginnings. (Score 3, Funny) 63
Demolished 1200 properties in New Jersey.
Well, it's a start.
Comment Frosty Again (Score -1) 5
First Piss!
Comment Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis? (Score 1) 71
our favorite Sci-Fi series getting 25 episode season runs
Sir, I am dubious that you have actually traveled from the past to share your experience.
More like 14 episodes, randomly shifted around to accommodate sportsball running long, sometimes shown in the WRONG ORDER because nobody could be bothered to care about spaceships and robots. That's what I recall about televised scientifiction in my youth.
Comment Re:QUality of writing really bad (Score -1) 71
You said your wife and went on to list Murderbot.. you're either not married or a closeted homosexual.
Comment Re:Stupidest (Score -1) 61
Shut up you moron.
Comment Re:Panem et circenses (Score -1) 25
Shut up you fucking moron.
Comment Re:Finally.... Stop the 24fps nonsense. (Score -1) 62
It must be all the others that are wrong, you fuckwit.
Comment Re: Does it matter to anyone? (Score -1) 85
I'm happy to be a cyborg, you fuckweasel.
Comment Re:Does it matter to anyone? (Score -1) 85
Shut up you moron.
Comment "end-to-end" huh huh (Score 2) 90
When you sit on the toilet you connect your butthole up to the large network of connected buttholes.
Not mine, just astonishing relevant.
Comment Re:Correction noted [Re:My honda does that now] (Score -1) 254
You stand corrected after making a bunch of excuses. GFY.
Comment Re:Move fast, break (crash) things (Score -1) 91
Shut up dipshit.
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