Adolf Hitroll - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Only on Mondays and Wednesdays (Score -1, Funny) 26

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday April 02, 2026 @04:46PM (#66074602) Attached to: IBM Teams Up With Arm To Run Arm Workloads On IBM Z Mainframes

Please shut up you fucktard.

Comment MAGIC BEANS! (Score 4, Insightful) 99

by Thud457 on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @11:02AM (#66070382) Attached to: US Paves Way For Private Assets To Be Included In 401(k) Retirement Plans

Finally some sanity, we can invest our retirement nest-egg 100% in Trumpcoin! WINNING!

Comment Why didn't Tesla Optimus get the job? (Score 1) 54

by Thud457 on Monday March 30, 2026 @09:27AM (#66068750) Attached to: This Friendly Robot Just Installed 100 MW of Solar Power

Hmm, they're using a task specialized robot to do real world things, not some delusional AI investor fleecing machine. I guess right tool for the job and all that.

Comment Re:wHY? (Score -1) 140

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @03:06PM (#66061412) Attached to: Stephen Colbert To Write Next 'Lord of the Rings' Movie

Shut up you fucking moron.

Comment Re:Marketing Hype (Score -1) 238

by cyborg_monkey on Monday March 23, 2026 @03:18PM (#66056920) Attached to: US Car Buyers Envy What They Cannot Have: Affordable Chinese EVs

Shut up you ignorant fuckwad.

Comment A great unifier. (Score 1) 92

by Thud457 on Monday March 23, 2026 @01:32PM (#66056650) Attached to: OnlyFans Owner Dies At 43

HEY, a little respect for the dead here!

His work brought people together.

Comment Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A TV (Score 5, Insightful) 156

by Thud457 on Thursday March 12, 2026 @04:46PM (#66037924) Attached to: Honda Cancels All Three EVs That It Planned To Build In the US

"I don't rely on oil."

Q: Do you eat FOOD?!

Comment Re: Sounds like a great idea (Score -1) 80

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday March 10, 2026 @09:55AM (#66033178) Attached to: Startup Wants To Launch a Space Mirror

You're referring to your menstrual cycle.

Comment Re:Wattage? (Score 1) 40

by Thud457 on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @01:32PM (#66022676) Attached to: Intel's Make-Or-Break 18A Process Node Debuts For Data Center With 288-Core Xeon 6+ CPU

Less than 10^28 W/cm^2 !

Comment HYPE for the Hype god! (Score 1) 104

by Thud457 on Friday February 27, 2026 @01:27PM (#66013918) Attached to: Microsoft: Computer Programming Is Dying, Long Live AI Literacy

Man, these dummos that don't understand how anything works really are flogging the latest bubble. Don't be forcing doctors, lawyers, engineers and generals to use your half-baked hallucinariums.

Comment Re:Oh fuck you (Score -1) 79

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday February 26, 2026 @01:36PM (#66011830) Attached to: New York Sues Valve For Enabling 'Illegal Gambling' With Loot Boxes

You're a fucking weirdo.

Comment Re:Oh fuck me (Score -1) 79

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday February 26, 2026 @01:34PM (#66011822) Attached to: New York Sues Valve For Enabling 'Illegal Gambling' With Loot Boxes

Shut up you retarded boner-nose.

Comment Re:Fuck you, PG&E (Score -1) 168

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday February 24, 2026 @09:10AM (#66007354) Attached to: Texas Is About To Overtake California In Battery Storage

"Islamophobe" isn't a thing you dumb fuckstick.

Comment Re:What About CEOs? (Score 2) 150

by Thud457 on Tuesday February 17, 2026 @06:03PM (#65995244) Attached to: Microsoft's AI Chief Says All White-Collar Desk Work Will Be Automated Within 18 Months

Whachu talkin' about Willis? Getting rid of a ruling class has been automated* since 1792.

* well, partially.

Comment I found your challenge to be verbose (Score 2) 59

by Thud457 on Friday February 13, 2026 @01:17PM (#65986896) Attached to: OpenAI Claims DeepSeek Distilled US Models To Gain an Edge

Please, this is settled case law, cite the canonical references.
Either Arkell v Pressdram or Cleveland Stadium Corp's response to Dale O. Cox, esq would suffice.

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