Doesn't matter a microiota. They agreed. They must have been fucking stupid, but they agreed.
If I wanted to bet you a fuckzillion pounds on a coin toss (as long as we used my special coin) wouldn't you at least be a teeny bit suspicious?
And the cards were not marked (as in, the gambler tinkered with them). They were stock products, and were faulty. If the casino has a claim, it's against the manufacturer.
Oh, hang on. That's liability laws, which is regulation, which is communism, which is socialised healthcare death panels and compulsory homosexuality and area 21.
The closest thing the house does to cheating is having a house limit.
That and beating the shit out of you if you do happen to win fairly.
Yeah, right. Assuming I'm incredibly naive they aren't exactly making superhuman efforts in testing, are they?
Only luddites use computers for computing! Tab tab tabbity TABS!
Not to mention collecting the newts' eyes and frogs' toes...
I went there in a $20,000 dollar car. I came home on a $300,000 bus.
Protip: [sic] does *not* mean "I'm a thick ignorant fuck and I don't know what this word or phrase means".
10 to the minus 6th power mouthwashes = 1 Microscope