Make sure to check out xmission.com . They are US based, but they have a great track record of supporting free speech and customer privacy. If they're willing to host maddox and his "best page in the universe" I'm sure that they can handle a parody site that might not be popular with the parodied person/company.

Here is their transparency page: http://xmission.com/transparen...

Here is a good blog post on why this wouldn't work: http://packetlife.net/blog/2010/oct/14/ipv4-exhaustion-what-about-class-e-addresses/

You cannot purchase an unlocked iPhone in the USA. The expensive editions are just contract-free, they are still locked to AT&T.

Also, I see lots of opinion in your post without any citations to back it up. Lets see some consumer satisfaction surveys to back up your big claims.