Ever hear of those things called the Rocky Mountains?
I appreciate your condescending, smug response. I liked it so much I poked around and found that Kinder Morgan built a pipeline across the Canadian rockies in the 50s and expanded it in 2004. It can transport 300k barrels a day and there are proposals to triple it. For comparison, Keystone is ~500k barrels/day.
So you're completely totally wrong. Put that in your pipe and send it over the rockies!
It seems that more and more mathematicians are using a new, high level language named "research student".