Less gravity

Their current SLA for O365 is 99.9%, so just over 8 hours downtime.

Bizarrely, you can't sort by artist in the library section.

All carrying the losing sides flag the day after the anniversary of the end of the battle of Gettysberg...

I now refer to the people chained to the wall of my basement as Cost Minimization Enablers.

If you don't give me enough data, I make my own shit up. Passive aggressive maths!

The problem isn't just this one instance, but all the following ones which promise to be brighter and up for longer in the future. "Our giant-ass disco ball will be 10 times brighter than the last dudes pathetic pinball, it'll be so bright you won't be able to sleep!"

Taking a note from the history of skyscraper heights, this could go on for a long time...

Old man yells at cloud

a) Get something done on time cutting corners and ultimately fucking it up
b) Spending a little extra time and getting it right

To quote another rocketeer: "It's done, when it's done"

I can jump a chair

My pigeons wear sneakers, we have a bigger range, but the latency doesn't get much better and our packet loss does increase during shooting season...

Totally right. The second they let Telstra into the deal I knew the infrastructure was going to be fucked. They bitched and whined that they were being left out of the NBN and a lot of people were happy it was working that way. Then the NBN Co caved and let them in the door and the project immediately went south. Combined with Malcolm Turnbull's fiddling with the tech it just got worse and worse. Now it turns out that the problems are worse than just infrastructure, they oversold connections where the technology couldn't perform and have to re-imburse new customers for shit service. They should've stuck with FTTP like they planned.

Swift and Perl

Then quickly learnt z80 for that extra bit of speed.

Also bought a house in 1990, that was a painful time. Can't imagine losing a job as well.