It isn't what you think it is, you're just being thrust in the situation of this guy:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/
Enjoy your recently discovered gayness, bear the rainbow flag with pride.
Do us all a favor and kill yourself coward
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So development of a secure communications channel utilizing quantum crypto being inherently susceptible to a denial of service condition due to specialized hardware necessary for transmission which would have to wait for someone to stop listening before re-generating key pairs then transmitting?
I hope this is not in development to replace the 911 infrastructure or monetary data transmissions on a winder scale until that is addressed.
Perhaps a fiber switch/router hardware solution to allow switched routes and the necessary attenuation needed?
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