Well, that is twaddle.
Tor is for people who are censored using the internet.
What twisted logic do you use to avoid feeling you're letting them down?
Keep your tires properly inflated
Always use your seat belt
If you drive a nice car, wear a chauffeur's cap, and seat all passengers in back.
And make damn sure to check your tail lights before leaving the house! It also would help if the covers can resist a couple of whacks with the billy club. Shopping tip - Try to replace the bulbs with multiple LEDs. They last much longer and are harder to knock out.
"Tell the truth and run." -- Yugoslav proverb