US-Russia Joint Force to Monitor Missiles' Y2K Problems 64
Hapster sent in the link to a New York Times story (free reg. req. to read) about how the US and Russia are setting up a joint task force to make sure we don't accidently get into a nuclear exchange because of Y2K bugs in missle warning and launch software. According to the article, "The confidence-building operation will use U.S.
early-warning satellites and advanced computers, and
could reassure Moscow if Y2K computer problems in
Russia mistakenly signaled a missile launch somewhere
in the world."
It was a bug, Dave (Score:1)
Yeah, I'm a Mac programmer. You got a problem with that?
Aimed at who? (Score:1)
Re:Aimed at who? (Score:1)
One SSBN can ruin your whole day.
Re:Russia/US not the only ones with Nukes (Score:2)
Well, China was going to launch the capsule this year, but unmanned. It may be some time (2001, at least) before they launch a manned craft.
Take a look at this BBC news story [bbc.co.uk] for details and nice pictures.
I seem to recall another article that stated that China's manned launch wouldn't be well into the next decade, but I couldn't find it.
Looking forward to the next moon race! I wasn't even born yet for the last one...
Its because... (Score:2)
Re:Awesome! (Score:1)
Re:My solution (Score:1)
Re:Russia/US not the only ones with Nukes (Score:2)
You left out China, which actually does have missiles with sufficient range to hit the Lower 48.
Indeed. In fact China is about to launch it's first manned mission in a few months, please browse Mark Wade's excellent Encyclopedia Astronautica [utk.edu] for more information. AFAIK, most other nuclear powers ('sides Russia) don't have land-based ballistic missiles of sufficient range, and generally don't need to (as their arsenals are mostly aimed at their immediate neighbors).
Well, India has launched some satellites on it's own, so I guess they can nuke whoever and whereever they want - even with heavy warheads.
Re:How serious will Y2K be? (Score:1)
to panic and the rest will freak out.
Malice95
my missle solution (Score:2)
Re: fall down go BOOM (Score:1)
At least, supposedly, it's not *that* automated so that in theory human intervention is required before launch...
Re:Uhhh (Score:1)
Because American missiles are aimed at Russia.. (Score:1)
I think the apprepriate term to describe this situation is "deadlock".
Think about it.
Re:How serious will Y2K be? (Score:1)
You might have people trying to defraud, say, banks, perhaps claiming that their debts were fictitious results of a bug; you might have people trying to take advantage of any date-based security systems that may or may not be offline; and for everybody that leaves for the woods, you might have somebody who decides that the vacated property is intriguing enough to burgle. IIRC, Congress has even restricted damage awards for Y2K-related lawsuits, but there'll still probably be lawsuits filed, considering that there are habitual plaintiffs who file literally hundreds with the sole intent of being enough of a nuisance that somebody eventually settles, or hoping that jury will buy his arguments. A lot of this won't be panicking in any way, but purely premeditated misdeeds.
Re:Y2K Missile Problems (Score:1)
Re:Aimed at who? (Score:1)
Until then, they'll still be in their silos. You've got a point that they could probably be targeted elsewhere, 'tho, which might help in the event of an accidental launch.
Re:Y2k Prepardness, or Not? (Score:1)
Some years ago, a naval-based satellite launch north of Russian waters came reasonably close to provoking a nuclear response. Despite the fact that they had been notified in advance of the nature of this (of course, the warning could have been a lie and instead the rocket could have been a MIRV'd ICBM...), the warning had not propagated to the people in charge of deciding whether it was a pre-emptive nuclear strike (presumably by the US). In addition, the launch was close enough that there wasn't that much time to decide, since it still takes some time (unless you're already at maximum readiness) to launch a retalliatory strike.
Be happy that the rocket turned away from Soviet territory within that timeframe...
You also have incidents such as the apparent mis-identification of KAL007 and so forth... given that the Russian military budget has dwindled significantly, one has to worry about the state of readiness and maintenance of their systems. It's arguably in the interests of the US to help stabilize the situation, since it doesn't exactly benefit us if their nuclear arsenal is ill-kept.
Re:Y2k Prepardness, or Not? (Score:1)
Which horse I bet on. (Score:4)
From the beginning, i've always contended that the biggest problem with Y2K is *not* the machines. Its the people who will go and do something retarded or nutty out of the fear that something might happen.. Stockpiling weapons, hoarding food, withdrawing huge sums of money from banks..that sort of thing is the greatest threat here. The redneck factor plays into it way more than anything else.
There will be riots -- but not because of anything computer related. There will be riots because people *expect* rioting to occur. Its completely psychological. It goes hand in hand with "My city's basketball team won a game -- Now I think i'll go turn over a squad car and set my own neighborhood on fire." People will use a simple 4-digit roll of our Gregorian calendar as a reason to steal a television. Why? Because people *expect* it to happen.
If you ask me, Times Square in NY is the absolute worst place you could be on New Years Eve. Given the number of people who will try and pack themselves into such a small space, something bad is bound to happen. Mix in some alcohol into that equation, and the outlook is even worse. Add into it the fact that 20% of the population have serious mental health issues, and greater than 1% of the population is schizophrenic, and you've got yourself a big human fruit-salad of errors ready to propogate. Think about that next time the camera pans the crowd..One out of every 100 faces in that crowd thinks that dogs can send telepathic messages from Satan directly into their minds.
Lets suppose some nutcase has it in his head that the world will be coming to an end at the stroke of midnight. He figures, "Well, since I have to go to hell, i'm going to bring the greatest party in the world with me!"
10 seconds later, 300 people are dead, 1000 are injured, most of them killed by the ensuing stampede.
I'm not worried about the machines. I'm worried about the morons being worried about the machines.
Bowie J. Poag
Re:Russians (Score:1)
:)
Re:Gotcha!!! (Score:1)
{
if comp!=1
then firethemissles;
else continuenormal;
}
this way *if* the computers go down (for any reason), the missles will fire no matter what. pretty slick. 8^)
Re:Aimed at who? (Score:1)
Y2K Missile Problems (Score:3)
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Awesome! (Score:1)
"Well, we warned you that version 1.21 wasn't Y2K compatible."
Russia/US not the only ones with Nukes (Score:2)
who else has Nukes also..
What happens if one of THEM goes off from a y2k
bug? Heh then we nuke them first and while we
are nuking them.. Russia nukes us
Actually.. I am worried about a lot of the nukes
and nuclear reactors that are NOT y2k bug free.
Specially since im living here in Florida and
Cuba wants to start up their Nuclear Reactor that
they built in the 60s..
Im SURE that plant is y2k compatable... NOT.
Just the PR departments revving up (Score:5)
During the mini-revolution that almost unseated Gorbachev, the russian missile command centre opened all the doors on the silos so the CIA (actually the NRO) could peer into them with the spy satellites and confirm that rogue forces hadn't taken over the government and ordered a launch. They even grabbed a CIA analyst from the moscow embassy and flew him to one of the military bases so he could report back on what was going on. It kept the U.S. in a "peaceful posture".
There were some small announcements in defence magazines more than a year ago that both sides would be monitoring each other, and were working to get the chinese involved as well. Now they also have to worry about India and Pakistan, although only India has orbital technology and isn't currently pissed at anyone other than neighbor Pakistan.
But its nice to see a splashy PR piece to calm Y2K fears.
the AC
"ACcidental" Discharges (Score:2)
Where's General Jack D. Ripper when you need him?
Let's protect our precious bodily fluids on December 31. There's nothing like revenge long after the fight is over!
Are you with me, Slashdotters!
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Re:Russian Mafia? (Score:1)
question is what would happen if one of them went off. would it trigger automagical antimissile defense?
Computer: Hey Ivan, look. Nuclear blast way the hell out in Siberia. Looks like de Capeetaleest Runeeng Dog United States must have blasted us. Weapons systems arming...
Ivan: Oh, &^^#@! I thought I fixed that bug.
actually, I could see it being a good thing if certain countries made their weapons systems a lot more docile for those few days... humans may be slow, but we're also not having Y2K bugs... at least not yet. Lea
Re:Russia/US not the only ones with Nukes (Score:1)
Re: fall down go BOOM (Score:1)
Y2k Prepardness, or Not? (Score:2)
Oh, and about nuclear power plants - meltdowns are coming! I don't think we can avoid this one, with hundreds of plants still not Y2K ready! Maybe we should just shut them all down for a few hundred years.
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Re:Just the PR departments revving up (Score:1)
I second that motion. It sure is nice to see an occasional island of sanity in this (mostly) insane world...
How serious will Y2K be? (Score:3)
There was a small article in the newspaper this morning saying how there was only one problem reported in Japan with 9999 - the fire service in Okinawa lost the use of its fire reporting system (the system that lets them notify firefighters of the location of a fire) for several hours. Apparently, the system was installed a long time ago.
If there's going to be any problems at 12:00:01, January 1st, it's going to come from systems like these - installed years ago and forgotten about - rather than things like bank databases or communications systems. On the other hand, embedded systems are supposed to be the big bugaboo, but any embedded systems programmer worth his/her salary is supposed to ensure that no matter what happens, the system will reset itself to a known state rather than opening all water valves or whatever.
Still, I'm not going to be taking any plane flights...
harumph... (Score:1)
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Re:Russia/US not the only ones with Nukes (Score:1)
Lowering the, er, alertness level (removing fuel from missiles, targeting random unhabited spots in space, etc) might be a good idea 'tho. Not that retargetting can't be done in moments, but...
Re:Just the PR departments revving up (Score:1)
I agree that it's a good thing to monitor them in general, and Y2K seems like a great excuse to get this started. It's an ill wind that blows nobody good.
Lea
Re: fall down go BOOM (Score:1)
not to mention not much left of us to hear it.
Lea
Re:"ACcidental" Discharges (Score:1)
We'll meet again
Don't know how,
Don't know when...
Peace on Earth, heh. There'd sure be peace after Plan R, once the radioactive dust settles...
Re:my missle solution (Score:1)
Greens might do it, 'tho. They tend to have a strongly anti-nuclear, pacifist stance compared to everyone else around. Not that they tend to be revolutionaries...
Russians (Score:2)
I know that doesn't seem too sensible, since we have no particular reason to destroy the Russians at this point. But Russian paranoia runs deep.
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Perfect time (Score:1)
Re:Y2k Prepardness, or Not? (Score:1)
> early-warning system, since they aren't smart enought to build a good one themselves.
Do you really thing, there's something that they don't know already?!? (Hint: The KGB was not as dump as James Bond movies make you think.)
Re:harumph... (Score:1)
Something like 512 bits at a second resolution should last on the order of, hm, roughly 10^145 years or so methinks. Anybody know the current age of the universe?
Someone's doing a masterful job preventing panic.. (Score:5)
I think by focusing everyones attention on Y2K, we're not panicing! A modern day apocolypse myth can be explained away as a technical problem to be solved. "Yes, there is a problem with the end of the century, but our best technicians are working on it and we'll have it fixed just in time!". I bet they couldn't say that in 1899...
It doesn't matter how bad y2k is. It's the end of the millenium! Where are the thousands of doomsday cultists committing suicide? Where is that stock market panic? Why haven't end of the millenium trinkets shown up everywhere?
Well, I guess I could be wrong about the trinkets...
Re:I miss the cold war :( (Score:1)
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Re:Russian Mafia? (Score:2)
It then falls to Ivan to decide what to do next, according to my (wildly limited) understanding of the way they've got things set up. The warning system tells Ivan how many missiles are flying, and from where. If it looks plausible, he presses a button to set things in motion on his end.
This button, I understand, is labelled "Start."
After he clicks "Start," he chooses "Programs" from the resulting menu, then "Applications" from the submenu, then "ICBM Manager."
No, I'm lying. But it is labelled "Start."
Re:Y2K Missile Problems (Score:1)
Gotcha!!! (Score:1)
Satellites just fly high above scanning the surface for, most probably, sources of heat to detect missile launches.
Of course, if they were made by M$, they could send you a nice-looking ASP with arms and flag to notify
that Russians misbehave again.
But believe me, all military appliances in SU were designed and built to be damn simple and robust so
even brainless can press the right button and can not press the wrong one. Just consider that
there always was a compulsory military duty.
Someone could say that satellites need clock to track their location. Correct. But who says this has to be an 'absolute' clock? Count of milliseconds since the launch is enough.
Moreof, sats are closer to the most precise clock- Sun and stars.
Damn, it all looks like Russians got them scared to rise some more funds