Journal FortKnox's Journal: Fun and Humor 26
OK, its around 50-51 comments of people bellowing back and forth on my war JE. Some are honest and mature debates, others are flamebattles and cheap shots (hey, I mentioned the suicidal french chef).
Regardless, I think we should humor ourselves, so how about some jokes/quizzes/puzzles/whatever so we all don't kill each other (I think Twirlip already has a price on his head) ;-)
Regardless, I think we should humor ourselves, so how about some jokes/quizzes/puzzles/whatever so we all don't kill each other (I think Twirlip already has a price on his head)
Lightbulb (Score:2)
None, cannot reproduce bug locally.
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Re:Lightbulb (Score:2)
Of course the way America got it's name is even funnier.
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I'll bite... (Score:2)
as per usual, the web has the answer... [about.com]
I love you, internet.
Something like that (Score:2)
He claimed to be on a voyage 1497. This would have made the possible discoverer, but that voyage never took place. Thus Columbus got cheated and America was named after a lier.
Re:Lightbulb (Score:2, Informative)
At Drexel's basketball arena, there's a red light behind the backboard that lights up when the closing buzzer sounds. It's meant to give the ref a visual signal of the end of a half, should someone be in the act of shooting.
So one game the light at one end was out at halftime. During the intermission, three (yes, 3) teamsters changed the bulb. One carried the ladder and set it up. The second climbed the ladder, took off the bulb's cover, and swapped bulbs. The third carried in the new bu
Re:Lightbulb (Score:2)
Hah! Trick question. That is a hardware problem!
Iraq joke #2424556 (Score:2)
They don't have enough camels.
My Grandfather (Score:2)
My Jewish roommate told me that.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
*gag*
How do you blindfold an Asian?
Dental Floss
All my Irish jokes are too long to type out... and require an Irish accent for them to be quite funny.
Belated St. Patrick's Day joke (Score:2)
Here's one me dear mum sent me.
An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor after a lengthy examination, sighed, looked O'Malley in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured. You'd best put your affairs in order.
O'Malley was shocked and saddened. But, being a solid character, he managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room, where his son had been waiting. "Well son, we Irish celebrate when
This is the second worst joke I've ever heard. (Score:1)
Re:This is the second worst joke I've ever heard. (Score:1)
i'll type some stuff here so that i don't realize i am just waiting for the lameness filter to go away. have i mentioned i hate that thing?
Re:This is the second worst joke I've ever heard. (Score:1)
Probably saying, "This is the second worst joke I've ever heard" when it really is the worst one.
this is terrible (Score:1)
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Of limited appeal, but... (Score:2)
In a Hasidic fish market in New York, a carp suddenly began shouting in Hebrew and prophesying doom. [chron.com]
In Israel, Yoplait introduces hamantaschen flavor yogurt [theviewfromhere.net].
I made my own Jew/chemistry joke... (Score:2)
Jews are hasidic.
Hasidic... acidic... I know it's not that funny, but get over it, it was free.
Twirlip... (Score:2)
My favorite joke:
Two cannibals are sitting around a fire, eating a clown
One cannibal says to the other: "Does this taste funny too you?"
Re:Twirlip... (Score:2)
Re:Twirlip... (Score:1, Offtopic)
My wife and I spent a long weekend in SF last year. We cruised up to my Alma Mater (SSU) and spent a good part of the day at the Kendall Jackson winery. Great Reds. And they partnered up with a couple of vineyards in Central and South America that honestly were producing some really tasty Reds.
Anyway, if you ever get up to the Santa Rosa area, check out the KJ vineyard. Oh and Parducci is up there as well. Check them out. Good Italian fam
Re:Twirlip... (Score:2)
bad elephant jokes (Score:1)
how many elephants can you fit in a VW beetle?
four - two in the front, two in the back.
what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants running over the hill?
"here come the elephants running over the hill."
what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants running over the hill wearing sunglasses?
nothing, he didn't recognize them.
how can you tell if there i