tomhudson's Journal: sickipedia.org

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.

Dear, I don't think you should be watching Spongebob...
Why, Mom?
Well, he is super absorbent and lives in bikini bottom...
And?
Dear, Spongebob is a tampon.

Tim Cook in charge of Apple? Wait for the headlines....
''Cook promises to improve Apple turnover''.

I'm making a fortune out of promoting home security systems.
The pitch is easy. All I do is say "Hello".
At 3 in the morning whilst sitting on the end of their bed.

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that design looks familiar...

[damn_registrars]

... though the registrant information is obfuscated so we can't tell who owns it. Any chance that website is your handiwork?

Re:

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

It's VERY U.K. oriented... Not Canuck-enough.

Thank you for wasting my day...

[jawtheshark]

"Jesus isn't coming... He's just breathing heavy. "

Spongebob

[logical_failure]

His best friend is a starfish (slang for asshole) and he argues with crabs... yeah, Spongebob is totally a sexual reference. I don't think Spongebob is a tampon though, though he is probably a Contraceptive sponge...

Slightly less obvious than Puff the Magic Dragon or HR Pufnstuff - or the LSD fueled Banana Splits, or the Mushroom frenzy of Yo Gabba Gabba.