smooth wombat's Journal: You said you'd get married! I can't believe you lied to me!

I am just so bummed. All the planning, all the arrangements for airfare, transportation, hotel room, all the gifts I were going to bring are now a crumpled mass of paper in the wastebin of life. I can't believe it actually happened.

I just want to curl into a ball and rock myself to sleep, my life now a shell of its former self. I was so sure things would work out. How could I have been so wrong?

Cue Jr. Walker

[Philip K Dickhead]

Shotgun!
Shoot 'em fo' He run, now!

Did a Tommy Lee

[Captain Splendid]

His ring finger says Bristol LOL

Gods, I love inbred hillbillies.

Yep

[nizo]

Family values, we gots them.