Mantorp's Journal: Instant news classic - Corpse Wheeled to Check-Cashing Store

Two men were arrested on Tuesday after pushing a corpse, seated in an office chair, along the sidewalk to a check-cashing store to cash the dead man's Social Security check, the police said.

ROFLMAO

[Captain Splendid]

Their sidewalk procession had already attracted the stares of passers-by who were startled by the sight of the body flopping from side to side as the two men tried to prop it up

Also, 'Empenada Mama' is a fantastic name for an eatery.