Look, this is a silly, unenforcable order. How the hell is a unicorn going to stop a rainbow from farting? The unicorn most likely has control over it's own flatellic power, so it probably can stop itself from issuing iridescent crescented flatellae.

Rainbows don't fart. Unicorns fart rainbows. Read the post again, please.

The wiki answer is from the CDC.

The century council number is from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA).

Those not authoritative enough for you?

In 2011, 31,000 people died firearm-related deaths.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_gun_deaths_are_in_the_US_every_year

In 2010, there were 10,000 deaths due to drunk driving, and that number is falling.

http://www.centurycouncil.org/drunk-driving/drunk-driving-fatalities-national-statistics

More crap and bullshit from the anti-gun-control crowd.

Ooh, I love fantasy! Here's a good one for you!

We heard of the horns in the hills ringing,
the swords shining in the South-kingdom.
Steeds went striding to the Stoningland
as wind in the morning. War was kindled.
There Théoden fell, Thengling mighty,
to his golden halls and green pastures
int he Northern fields never returning,
high lord of the host. Harding and Guthláf,
Dúnhere and Déorwine, doughty Grimbold,
Herefara and Herubrand, Horn and Fastred,
fought and fell there in a far country:
in the Mounds of Mundburg under mould they lie
with their league-fellows, lords of Gondor.
Neither Hirluin the Fair to the hills by the sea,
nor Forlong the old to the flowering vales
ever, to Arnach, to his own country
returned in triumph; nor the tall bowmen,
Derufin and Duilin, to their dark waters,
meres of Morthond under mountain-shadows.
Death in the morning and at day's ending
lords took and lowly. Long now they sleep
under grass in Gondor by the Great River.
Grey now as tears, gleaming silver,
red then it rolled, roaring water:
foam dyed with blood flamed at sunset;
as beacons mountains burned at evening;
red fell the dew in Rammas Echor.

This, of course, is ludicrous.

I can walk into a casino, put in 5$ in a slot machine, and immediately win 1$. I then cash out, and I now have 6$. I won.

Of course, most people don't do this, and they keep putting money in.

But you can win at video poker.

Quiescite. Non vult ad comment in quibusdam legitur stultus senex valde, verborum usus, nemo amplius. Recentiores linguae experiri scribere volutpat.

Coconut crabs! The giant ones that are 3 ft in diameter. Lets import those!!!

Maybe this person's boss should hire additional HR people to help read the resumes for those 15 positions.

Of course, you'd have to wade through their resumes first....

It's still not a war crime. The OP is correct.

The rights enabled in the Constitution have never been viewed as being absolute; thus the "fire in a crowded theater" exception.

Christ in a chicken basket, shut up already.

Unless, of course, one's soul can exist in mere ashes, in which case the second option would be necessary for "you" to die.

You mean spelling.

yes, or even walk. But, the point is, there are other options.