tomhudson's Journal: Since we seem to be doing Joke of the Day

... as started here ...

A guy is stuck on a desert island after the cruise ship he's on sinks. He sees a woman in the water, and pulls her ashore. Its his favourite wet dream actress, Anjelina Jolie (you can substitute any name you want. this is how I heard it).

After a while being on the island alone together, they become more than friends, much more. Months pass ... After a year, one day the guy says "I want you to do me a favour." "Sure," she replies.

Him: "I want you to wear my shirt."
Her: "Okay."
Him: "Also my pants."
Her: "Sure."
Him: "And my hat."
Her: "Why not?"
Him: "Now hold still for a minute."
Her: "Okay."

He takes out a black magic marker salvaged from the flotsam of the shipwreck, and draws a moustache on her face.

Him: Okay, now I want us to walk in opposite directions around the island. We'll meet on the other side.
Her: "See you in a bit"

They meet on the other side of the island ...

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He grabs her by both arms and says ...

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"DUDE! You'll NEVER GUESS WHO I'M BANGING!"

GEEZUS!

[Doctor O]

Damn you, Tom, I just burst out laughing in a meeting starring both CEOs...

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[tomhudson]

Glad you liked it. So, did you share the goodness :-)

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[Doctor O]

Yeah, with the coworkers, *after* the meeting. ;) We were talking about the update of our website and I told them the site of a competitor we were looking at reminded me of something I saw some years ago...

Reminder to self: Don't read /. when in meetings. ;)

FWIW, the thing I remembered was the 1998 page of O.B., the most popular German tampon brand. The claim read "dive into the O.B. world". Ahem. Sure. I'd *love* to. Dive into what you said? Nevermind.

I am *sure* the web designer who achieved to get the cl

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[tomhudson]

Ah, wayback machine goodness.

I wonder what posts/bloopers the wayback machine is going to haunt US with in the future ...

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[Doctor O]

That depends on when GWB approves the foundation of MiniTruth. ;)

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[tomhudson]

He just have already - we've been exposed to the Minimum of Truthiness for a while ... :-)

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[Doctor O]

True, true. And doubleplusungood at that, too.