For me, I've always felt like my rhythm was actually longer than 24 hours so for me this sounds like a fabulous thing.
Therefore, I should get to go first
Have you actually ever bothered to read the bible?
Did you really just ask if he'd RTFB...in the land of never RTFA?
law concerning public safety
This is where your concept falters. These weren't laws for the public safety. They were abusing such laws to make money. So egregiously in fact that the police department in Waldo was literally disbanded by the state for their flagrant violations.
To be a kind of moral Unix, he touched the hem of Nature's shift. -- Shelley