(disclaimer: This point of view not the poster's but is espoused to make a point)
There are places where you can trade your bitcoins for dollars. It is an extra step but you can then go buy food or pay for your operation.
XKCD password regimen!
Use a password locker like LastPass, let it geneate the longest, most complex passwords the apps/websites will allow and a different one for each website or app.
After 2 HOURS in Its a small world, I think I would not be unhappy, I would be catatonic.
Or more precisely knowing that Disney Customer 00123865387 existed that day or hour.
Baloney. I am a conservative and very pro privacy. Get a smaller brush.
And because you told your story here, Others who might not have considered a Vacation at a Disney Resort will now be happy customers. That park employee's action became advertising of the best sort.
Just think citizen, how useful this might be in real life. Skip all kinds of lines. DMV, Supermarket Checkout.
The little boys will get flashy pirate swords. Harry Potter wands available at Oleanders for everyone.
It is much more difficult to eat a live one.
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Then why not tax us all at %100 and free house, food, health care, car, energy (gas & electric), bandwidth (Internet and TV)...
You probably forget the things you don't need, and forget that you actually knew them. It's not a first-in-first-out, but governed by use counts. Use it a lot, keep it. Don't use it much, forget it - room for the next thing.
So, what is your definition of "The Cloud"? I have seen several kinds of things refered to as the cloud. Things like other people's storage like Dropbox or flickr. Things like other people's cycles like Google Docs. Things like that vertical market application you run in a web browser (like the ticket tracking software where I work).