Why not give everybody a boat and tell them to spend all their days fishing?

...The AI will grow sentient, irradiate the crabs to make them larger and stronger, merge with their nervous system, and these Bionic Crabs will then hijack ships and battle the humans for control of major cities. An injured renegade Google employee will gave a child a special fob that can stop them, but only if...

Microsoft owns the word Word.

My competing product is Macrohard Wad

Ironically few of their products are "visual" any more. They got rid of WYSIWYG in their dev tools so now devs have to play fiddle faddle to get stuff to look right, and even then DOM shuffles them around in drunk ways under different conditions. It's a time-drain.

WYSIWYG isn't evil, it just needed a few tweaks to adapt. But fadsters were too quick to toss it out with the bathwater over buzzword addiction. Gittoffmylawn!

"Aflac" and nobody will ever fight for your name. Plus, it makes for a memorable duck mascot.

(Although rumor is they are fighting with Duck Duck Go over the mascot.)

Maybe its variable: acceleration starts, stops, reverses, rinse, repeat...

"China will win social unrest"

u b from Gen-LB: Lawn Booters

and like instant gra

...if there are only toothless penalties on the plutocrats who lie and cheat, the data will useless. They like to hide the reasons they cut staff to keep investors from knowing what's really going on.

Another way to say this: any bill that actually punishes slimy plutocrats will likely never pass.

Our generation might not like it, but if our kids get used to it, insects are a great food source. Same phylum as crabs.

95% of countries have agreed to not swipe land. It's the 5% that cause all the headaches.

All Elon's solutions somehow involve space:

Back itches? His satellite emits a laser beam on the itchy part via an app.

Federal budget deficit? Fund Elon's asteroid mining bots to bring precious metals back to pay down the debt.

Lonely? His .20c "WarpShip" will take you to those green Orion babes. Double-Dee's are a 30% markup. 3-breasts are +60%.

> Yes, by all means, let's take our biggest mistake and make it a global problem.

Warming is already a global problem. When enough side-effects kick enough nations, they'll start to care and cooperate.

> Well, since this is going to cost money, it wont happen. Period.

Putting ocean sprayers on say 1 in 10 container ships is relatively cheap.