Journal mcgrew's Journal: OBL jokes 3
Yahoo's messageboards have two things going against them: They're designed by retards, and commented in by retards. I see stupider comments at Yaghoo than I do at Fox. I usually skip the comments, unlike
But today on one Yahoo story there were a few pretty good Bin Laden jokes.
"Bartender, give me an OBL."
"An OBL? What's that?"
"Two shots and a splash of water."
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What was the last thing the went through Bin Laden's mind?
A well placed round.
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Killed by seals, eaten by sharks
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"He's dead, Jim. The tricorder confirms it."
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Navy SEAL to OBL: Osama we have some good news and we have some bad news. Bad news is we are out of Virgins. Good news is that we've counted about 75 Pot-bellied sharks circling the ship
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St Peter to Bin laden: I have some good news and bad news. The good news is we have 72 virgins for you. The bad news is, they're all fat, bearded old men with AIDS.
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What was the last thing OBL said to his wife?
"You feed the dog, I'll feed the fish."
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The biggest joke of all? The Pakistani army.
10-year reign as Hide and Seek Champion (Score:3)
Osama Bin Laden: Hide and Seek Champion 2001-2011
Re: (Score:2)
The fat man came up with a good one (Score:2)
MMFlint Michael Moore
RT @me_irl Beloved character actor Osama bin Laden, star of TV's "Fox News", dies age 54