Comment: Re:Parking tickets (Score 1) 209
Uhh...I'm sorry, but if you're getting within $200 of your credit limit, you're doing it wrong.
Just picked three random motherboards off newegg, expensive, midrange, and cheap, and none of them had serial or parallel ports:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813131803
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813130582
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813138339
Interestingly, the cheapest one does list serial and parallel headers on the board, so with the right adapter you could still get them.
If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.