Once a vehicle is associated with a church, it's doomed. Over the years, I have seen so many reports of church vans going over cliffs, crashing and burning, etc etc. Whenever I am near one on the road, I make sure to put some distance between my car and the van as quickly as possible.
No such thing as an auto deployed engine fire blanket in modern cars. Not sure where you got that one.
It's only a matter of time. When I was still working as an ME back in the last century, the company I was at was already talking about (and testing the use of) cheaper offshore enginerring labor.
The outsourcing madness won't slow down until top-level executives and CEO's are outsourced. It won't stop completely until corporate boards are outsourced.
The part of a cannon behind the bore.
Put (a boy) into breeches after being in petticoats since birth.
posterior - backside - rear - nates