Its quite incredible how damn near every other station will fearmonger the living FUCK out of society over the horrific problem of gun “violence”, and how we must DO something to stop all that harm (to include disarming the innocent), while also constantly parroting that we live in the mostest safest time to be alive ever?

Forget the suicide statistics they always overlook in gun arguments. Make the horrifically peaceful violence part make sense. We either have a problem in reality, or we don’t.

Your advice demands a certain level of economic stability.

In a Recession, that ATM theft happens in broad fucking daylight.

In a Depression, it’s the police robbing you.

This. A man’s wife passed and they both agreed to essentially donate her body to science. He wont even be alive IF they can ever reverse her condition.

Her body is the experiment. Not his life. People move on all the time. That’s life.

I see what you did there. Cold blooded move.

This. IRS knows they aren't getting much blood from a starving stone. Another reason why $400K+ is a reasonable threshold of income to suggest a higher chance of Federal audit.

Auditing everything from business travel expenses to the actual (private) plane itself to ensure it's being used as deducted is probably low-hanging fruit that rewards well.

If you're still confused take a good hard look at the rest of the food chain that roams this planet everywhere. Then take a look down at your bare hands and let me know how well you really think you'll fare against that. Especially after the tornado rips through a natural habitat and strips the next couple weeks worth of not-you meals away from every starving creature the concrete warrior assumes they can easily outrun.

Florida man just cracked another beer in salute to a Thursday afternoon watching another episode of ignorantly unarmed vs. "slow" nature. Gets funnier every time.

You pay plenty of taxes to have a talking head warm you that a tornado is coming, just in time to get into that tornado shelter your home insurance company made you buy. Because tornado warning technology. Everything else in nature and in the criminal world just makes you a victim whenever they want. It wasn't the idiot unprepared ancestors that survived long enough to create today's generation. Wasn't the unarmed masses either.

The rest of the planet, is more violent than you assume. Every day. Forget the humans. You know how crazy it sounds to assume you know what Mother Nature is gonna do to you at any given moment? You do remember why we call them animals, right?

Only thing worse than dying young is dying stupid. Being unprepared in life, isn’t the advice your surviving ancestors lived long enough to give you. And if your ancestors were armed, perhaps you should ask why you’re not.

I hear they burn mostly coal for fuel. Work to keep them and the Black Friday marketing offline! Coal for Christmas I say! A lump in every stocking should put a dent in their supply, and a damper on childhood arrogance.

Say it with me now! Ho Hell Nooo! Cooal for Christmas!

Gnawing through plastic, is not the primary lesson. Situational awareness, is. Plenty of non-victims still alive today understand what helps a concealed weapons holder. Being in the right place at the right time is almost as important as knowing how to read the room and remove yourself if necessary.

As far as Free States go, remember why everyone waives a friendly waive at each other when passing on a country road in the South. Smart people know everyone is armed. Tends to make people quite polite.

Somewhere deep in the closet of irony exists a new old tradition where the shitcoin owner is forced to bite down on a pure gold coin to prove they’re stronger than the kind of imaginary value that can grow a cute little cartoon ape into a token serial killer of investments.

Really? Don’t look now, but you just gave about a dozen reasons why people are still on cable and prefer it. Describe that nightmare process to anyone paying for cable 30 years ago and they would have laughed non-stop. “Modern” conveniences of the future my ass.

And if the iPhone has already taken more pictures than any other camera ever, it stands to reason humans have wasted at least eleventy seven billion more hours scrolling through 4,000 streaming channels across a dozen streaming services filled with half-subscriptions they might get to find something to watch, vs. 200 channels of get-what-you-see TV with one guide, one gate, and one price.

K.I.S.S. is a timeless concept for valid reason. Yup. Cord cutters were bragging back in the day. For about five fucking seconds.

Just don’t sit too close while looking for Santa’s workshop, masturbating about all the gifts you’ll get soon.

You’ll go blind.

And if your face stays like that, people will know why.

In a word? Convenience.

Where is your centralized TV Guide that allows you to browse and stream on demand as easily as cable does?

And how much of an actual threat is that to any aspect of your life if you're pirating it, both today and tomorrow?

Those same people also carry around a smartphone 18+ hours a day, armed with at least two HD cameras and a 3D microphone array. Boardrooms. Bedrooms. Bathrooms. Bathtubs. They carry that everywhere. At least the unread TV EULA only violates from the wall it's bolted to.

I'm shocked people are still shocked about people.

TFS/A also seems to be hell bent in injecting AI into the hacking discussion, on behalf of AI and sponsored by AI.

Knowing what the nmap command is and using a textfile of email addresses to create a d-list to send the latest Nigerian Prince bullshit, isn't exactly what we should be calling AI bragware. Even for the Toddler AI we have today. Smells more like the kind of script based shitware we've seen for decades, long before AI escaped the pages of science fiction to pretend to be what we have today.

Uh, yeah. That's kind of how modern hacks work. Do MSN editors think DDoS attacks are done manually by humans driving stick-shift hard drives? The virus and worm aren't exactly hanging around waiting for the trojan horse to finish taking a shit.