I learned to code while I was working as a car detailer.

Why not have Perl running on the windows box and just send the data out that way?
Active Perl anyone?

Hello IT,
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
No problem mate.

Subsidy that's what they call it.

I call it, "Monkey Improbability Hacking".

I'll lease it to you for the low low price of .0000024 btc

Like NSA would allow that!

Wheaton.0

Fabulous, pass the seppuku blade please.

Of course the other option is to send animals and tons of sensors, we've done it before.

And the largest component that consumes gas and hp, THE AC!

I had a Geo Metro I really miss that car. Couldn't hardly get out of it's own way from a standstill at a stop light, but once you got em rolling they really rolled. Mine would shake like Scotty was pushing it warp 9 until it got over 90 mph then it smoothed right out. $4 in gas would get me back and forth to work for a week.

It's what Americans think is a smartphone, meanwhile back in the real world Samsung ftw.

Screw you for telling of my evil plan.

After 20+ years of your ads online, stop already!

If we want your product we will buy it, otherwise leave me the fuck alone.

Evolution is like government, sometimes progress or in this case evolution makes little sense.

How about dropping it into an active volcano?

Nearly sounds like the plot of Dredd, sort of.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt13...

The drug of choice was called Slo-mo and altered ones perception of time. In one scene it made someone falling from a height that would have taken maybe 20 seconds seem like hours.