Chat! Yay! I already HAVE apps that allow me to do that.
Social media! Yay! I already HAVE apps that allow me to do that. And I hate the fuck out of social media to begin with!
What I WANT is a rock-solid fucking browser again goddammit!
All these stupid, hacked-on "features" that nobody uses are simply contributing to a browsing experience that's almost as stable as Chuck Manson on a bad acid trip!
You want to make a social media application? GO AHEAD! Stop fucking up a perfectly acceptable browser in the chase to do so!
IE blows (we're going to bend over and....)
Chrome blows for the opposite reason (we're going to protect you from yourself!)
And the more Mozilla deviates from Firefox = Web Browser, the more Firefox blows.