Keep your dirty mind out of my fantasies. You'll be happier that way. If you were able to make me not have fantasies I wouldn't act on in the real world, I think I'd eventually crack. I don't think you'd like me then, and I have this little thing in the back of my mind that tells me I'm not going down quietly if I'm being messed with.
Why do you think anybody's obligated to cater to any of my perversions? I don't see anybody but you saying that. What I see is people who don't like a certain Microsoft product, and, I hate to break it to you, that's happened on Slashdot before. I don't want my PDA to act like a professional personal assistant, who would legitimately have her (it's my fantasy, so I'm using sex-specific language) own desires and needs I'd have to respect.
I have fantasies that I really want to be not normal in everyday practice. Doesn't mean I don't have them, or that I won't deal with them in ways that won't hurt people and won't get me in the slammer. I'm not ashamed of them. They're part of me (hint: if you've got a telepathy device, don't deep-probe my mind until you absolutely know what you might be poking into). I would be ashamed of trying to put some into practice, because that would be wrong.
The fact is that I'm fairly good at telling fantasy from reality, and I know which is which most of the time. Most people I see are pretty good at that, also. Do you really know the difference?