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They Got Me!

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  • by mcgrew ( 92797 ) *

    I'm moving to Canada, the only place I know of that has a cure for death!

    • by Qzukk ( 229616 )

      But thanks to their socialist healthcare you'll have to wait in line for months, and by then you'll already be alive!

      • by mcgrew ( 92797 ) *

        Funny, I don't hear the Canadians complaining about their helath care system. The only ones complaining about Canadian health care is Americans, and it's my belief that it's fueled by the US health insurance industry. They're on my list of corporations that should die, and in fact are even higher on the list than the major label recprding industry. I don't have to buy music, I do have to pay for health care.

        Unfortunately, it appears that the insurance corporations may get a windfall from plans Congress is p

    • I'm moving to Canada, the only place I know of that has a cure for death!

      Which is made even more impressive by the fact that I died in Florida six years ago [wikipedia.org] and had my ashes scattered in Ontario. Hence they took my corpse from Florida, cured my death, and then burned the remains! Or did they burn me before they cured my death? I don't remember anymore...

      • by Abreu ( 173023 )

        They rebuilt you from the traces of DNA in the ashes.

        That's why some slight memory loss is to be expected

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