I won't post my mail address here on Slashdot (even a garbled one), since I want to keep my secret identity as secret as possible. So if you want to contact me, just add a comment on this journal entry.
Well, this was funny (moderately). Now on a more serious note: I have this strange mental condition that makes me feel uncomfortable when seeing a blank sheet of paper, an empty text box, a freshly opened text file, you get the idea. I just have to fill it! So I just had to put an entry into my journal. But fear not - I am seeking treatment for this disorder.