Yes, it's true. Something Awful is a pro-censorship site because they don't agree with people posting child porn.

What happens when Muslims ask for all any anti Muslim content to be banned?

In the US? Nothing. Do you seriously need someone to explain to you the difference between this and child pornography?

We let "kids" do lots of things, they are not stupid

As a rule, yes, they are.

Perhaps you've heard of that Einstein fellow?

No, salesmen aren't there to sell you something that you want. They're there to sell you something that you don't want but that you don't know that you don't want. Preferably whatever gives them the largest commission.

Shall I tell you all the anecdotes about the problems my co-worker has with his Android phone?

Sorry about your lack of a sense of humor.

The only reason this stuff is known is because independent third parties are reviewing the work

If by "reviewing the work" you mean "making things up", then you're right.

but without all the headaches.

You were doing well right up until this.

Oh, and no function should be longer than about 20 lines. If you can't see the entire function inside a single window, it is too complex and needs to be simplified.

It must be awesome, living in Idealistan.