You call it wasting and procrastinating.
I call it living.

... Ask me again in 300 years.

Zip ties. Soooooo many zip ties.

Already been done, or as near as makes no difference.

Flight of the Navigator

Good for you. Were any theaters to implement and enforce such rules in my city I would make them my sole theater choice from then on.

Ok, so the actual hires might have had to make do on 75% of their salaries...

The story I'm hearing here in China is that the majority of the "Specially trained, highly skilled, highly experienced and professional" construction workers used their extra salaries to hire regular labor off the farms and streets to sign in and do their work for them, paid them the normal construction rates, and then stayed home on the other 80% of the salary.

Unsubtle, unfunny and utterly unlikely to fool anyone sentient enough to have learned to read.

Really, what is the point? If these are the best you can manage, then just don't bother.

This is about as accurate, realistic, rational and un-hyped a headline as here has yet been regarding the entire nuclear incident...

>> "But officer, it's not littering. I'm building a habitat for endangered species!"

The US Navy have run this scam a few times...

"It's not a derelict hulk scuttled in a delicate ecosystem! It's a hub for a new coral reef!"