Yes, I'm positive. You seem to have a passing knowledge of this, but obviously not a complete one. None of thoe things you mentioned are capable of getting firmware and configuration from the manufacturer to program a new replacement module or update modules with new firmware. "Just replace all of your car's electronics with things that can be flashed with linux software" is not a reasonable or sane solution to anything.
Again, more white noise nerd rage over linux and the state of how things actually work in the world, not limited to your parent's basement.