DST... Standard... who cares! Just pick one and stick with it. A year from now everyone will forget they cared.

Of course Windows will now run on XBox - you only want to write that telemetry code once!

What's AMD to do when the gov't refuses to pay a 1 billion dollar bill on the whims of a fickle leader? Might not be worth the risk. Safer to have many smaller clients than one uber-honker that can sink the whole ship.

There's but one response to a 50% profit increase demand: Enshitify your app. Coming soon to your XBox.

Been hearing that one for decades. Who the f*ck actually needs that? Who would trade their favorite browser for such a lame feature? Wasn't he promising AGI and a utopian world of joy and leisure just a year ago? And now we get reservations? No amount of tap dancing is going to make that a hit with the common folk.

Sounds like Ed-201 with wheels. Just wait until Elon plugs a neuralink brain into it. Voila! RoboCop!!

... how many of those 'weekly active users' are sales bots chatting up the dating bots? They're both so bloody agreeable we could end up with little bitty baby bots.

I guess you're one of those "the glass is always empty" people. There are storage options beyond batteries, some work in the cold. And no one's building AI data centers in the artic, so I think it's safe to ignore your straw-man argument.

Does Boeing have any aircraft engineers left? I thought they were all replaced with financial engineers and supply chain managers.

Wow! Vibes is a great reason to run a huge AI farm consuming gigawatts electricity causing tons of CO2 to belch into our air. The pollution from AI ain't just in your news feed.

In related news, KeySplash announced their new vomit-proof keyboard! Pair it up with their PukeSurf mouse and you're good for hours of nauseating motion sickness and spreadsheets!

Perfect bedfellows.

I went here: https://vibecodefixers.com/

And got this: "Internal Server Error"

Any chance they vibe-coded their own website?

Add a condition that Steve has to buy all his saw blades from Bob's Blade Barn, at quadruple price.

I hate to highjack such an interesting thread, but now we have to talk about the incredibly unsafe crap our parents let us do in the 70's and 80's. My contribution is this: Remember those big lawn darts with a metal tip from the 70's? They weighed almost a pound and would kill a Corgi if you threw it just right. You'd try to throw one to land in a hoop laying on the ground 30 feet away - much like horseshoes. You'd win a point if you got one in the circle, but to me and my teenage beer-drinking friends, you'd get two points if you caught your opponent's dart mid-air as you stood by the target hoop. What blinding fun! And then in 1988, they were banned due to the rising toll on Corgis and children's eyeballs.