Journal SolemnDragon's Journal: Why Dragons are Not Allowed into Armed Service. 8
1. We follow directions VERY BADLY.
2. Easily distracted by shiny rocks.
3. We're more interested in looting than fighting. Or building. Or finding. Or, well... anything, really. Are you using that extra ammo?
4. What do you mean, don't play with the butto- BOOOM!!!!!
5. Napalm: it's what's for dinner.
6. The other soldiers don't like glitter.
7. Tiaras don't fit well under helmets.
8. What do you mean, ATE the prisoners?
9. The phrase, "smoke 'em if ya got 'em," just gets too destructive.
10. Too many thatched roof cottages in the places such forces are sent.
Of course, there are reasons why we belong in the forces, too:
1. You'll never eat another cold MRE.
2. As long as the enemy has treasure (or we think they do), you'll always know where they are.
3. Two words- Godzilla, Tokyo.
4. When we say, "FIREPOWER," we mean, "FIREPOWER."
5. Dragons: Because wingmen should actually have wings.
6. Enemies hiding in caves don't stand a chance.
7. Failing all else, we can use smoke signals.
8. Now you be good and finish that enemy tank, or you'll get no dessert!
9. Tee hee! Land mines tickle!
10. We not only live off the land, we LIFT off it, too!
To Paraphrase Farside (Score:2)
Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside;-)
Buffet Lunch (Score:2)
Re:Buffet Lunch (Score:2)
Reason 11 to include Dragons in the armed services:
Mortar attacks now involve actual bricks as well.
QOTD (Score:2)
Made me smile. Like this:
Stealth Dragon (Score:2)
Pix
Awesome. (Score:1)
5. Dragons: Because wingmen should actually have wings.
Classic. As a matter of fact I may print this list and leave it around the D&D table for other to see.
Re:Awesome. (Score:2)
Re:Awesome. (Score:1)
I do not claim credit where others are due, I'm entirely too honest for that.