plants grow under the windows...

Only beards grow near Linux

Simple cause: Plants don't run Linux ;-)

You do NOT want to be the enemy of the executives.

Pretend you are like a super-hero, maybe LinuxMan, EmacsMan, LambdaMan, etc.

During the day you are Windows Kent, but at night you put on your EmacsMan suit and save the day from the unsuspecting clueless minions below you without thanks or recognition except for a handful of fans who realize you have kept Joker Ballmer from ruling the entire world.

It would be cool if an explorer became the first human ever attacked by a live anomalocaris. Oh the movies & games it would spawn...

He he. Let's see if the judge makes Mr. Gore testify.

It's not confusing, it's just Klingon numbering.

http://www.wizage.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/tlhingbuntu-splash.png

Is it the black-white guy, or the white-black guy?

Ann C.

Inflation: Trillions and Trillions

Woooooosh

Allow the federal agencies using it to optionally rent it out for a fee.

Same thing, different word.

Let's punch it up a bit ...floating in my trash can ...planet Earth is blue, without oxy so are you

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles ...on my warranty
And I think my spaceship knows, so it won't let me take a pee.

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