For decades, India's call centres stood as the tired cliche of globalization: cheap voices on bad connections reading from scripts. But global capital has turned, and irony has a long memory. As AIs battle humans for dominance, Indian customer service might become the best in the world. A strange inversion begins. What used to feel inefficient now feels alive. The hesitations, the small talk, the accents once mocked all become proof that someone real is listening. Machines will solve your problem instantly, but they will never sound tired, kind, or quietly amused at your bad day. I forsee a company advertising, "100% Indian customer service!"