Putin calls Luka with panic in his voice. "You have to give me asylum, they'll be dragging my corpse through the streets of Moscow by morning if you don't!"

Luka replies, "I'm sure I can arrange something. I'll get back to you within the hour."

59 minutes later, Luka calls back. "Relax, Vova. I worked out a compromise. They'll only drag half your body through the streets of Moscow. The other half will be dragged through Kyiv."

French fries without salt are just *less* salty. Try ordering some. They'll be made fresh (since they don't keep them on hand), but I swear there's enough salt that gets in the fryer oil that you don't really *need* more.

It dances like the whitest guy on the planet, no hips.

I was impressed on a different system I had my wallpaper and saved wifi passwords.

Apple makes this so easy. Come on man

I barely got my machine weaned from OneDrive. I'll just backup myself and FSCK M$...again.

"Every time a user scrolls or likes a video on TikTok, the algorithm serves more of the same leading users down rabbit holes they cannot easily escape from"
Did they remove the off switches from computers and phones in the EU ? I thought that was illegal in Germany.

Panasonic Rocked. In 1976 I bought a Panasonic boombox that I carried on my shoulder to the skate park everyday. Holy crap that thing ate D-Cell batteries like they were tic-tacs. Good times back then....

George is that you ? Sally is pregnant and everyone knows it is yours. Martha is really pissed and is going to cut you off financially.

As a former Digital employee I resent the use of our logo for a bank failure that has nothing to do with electronics or hacking, just plain old greed and corruption.

Remember Alta Vista ? Digital did it correctly.

"It's a small leap from this to pharmaceutical plants - much smaller than you think!"

Big Pharma plants do NOT have their equipment INTERNET facing. I doubt they will do anything to fix anything that might cost anything, but just requiring physical access is a step up.

Why are their refrigerators connected to the internet ? That doesn't seem "SMART" HAHAHAHAHA see what I did there :)

"Someone's cranky today. Is it arthritis, or that Rebublicans lost?"

I get that way when confronted with stupidity. Why would I go and buy Doom ? As I stated I've been playing it probably since before you were born, but todays kids don't read they just glance and then make huge gaping assumptions.

BTW It is spelled Republicans, and I'm celebrating Trumplstiltskins anguish. Sadly even with a total majority the Demo's will fuck shit up almost as bad as the Repub's.

Eschewing Emut will reduce Emut's costs too. Also their revenue, but that's the bed they made. Let them lie in it.

I know...everyone but me. Thank God for the Marine Base and D&D.