Now we know why those birds are red.They are obviously commies.

You fool!
Everyone knows comic sans is the only legitimate font for mankind. I'm pretty sure the original bible used it.

Man, your a real Nazi on the proper use of Godwin's Law.

Tell them you'd happily provide it but they should know it is also the same credentials for your online banking, gmail, credit cards, etc and by giving them that info they may be liable if you are a victim of identity theft in the future.

make it out of chocolate and everyone will want it and have to buy new ones regularly.

I'm sure the radios they use don't likely have keys that change. I bet it would be good for years before it would stop working.

If I were really into organized crime this would be great. Police would think their communications are fairly safe from outside ears. I'd steal a police radio and listen in and they would have no idea I was able to listen to their communications.

True, this wouldn't help the guy listening for speeding traps or whatever, but this would be a boon for someone who is into a big heist (which is the exact scenerio they are worried about).

All that sounds good if the older employee has actually been working and continued learning for 20-30 years. I've worked with those guys. I've also worked with a lot of 50-60 year olds who are lazy, graduated college in the 60/70s, haven't bother learning anything new in 20 years, and are coasting for the next 10 years to retirement. They feel like their time in entitles them to big bucks while they are not even as productive as a 20 something. I've worked with more of the latter than the earlier.

Government has an obvious advantage. Can you carry a firearm wherever you go? Can you imprision people or put them on trial?

I've seen a lot of hate speech against Casey Anthony. No one seems to care about that.

air conditioners, bathrooms, water pipes a floor above can start to leak. Sometimes those need to be dealt with quickly to contain.

As far as fire, haven't you ever seen the dukes of hazard? They could shoot bows and arrows with dynamite on the ends and blow things up and catch them on fire.