You can't say chocolate is a shitty flavor without being explicitly for another flavor. Care to try again?

Browsers and node / bun all have fetch which does the job. Them being careless should be the last nail in their coffin IMHO.

Nah, they're the good guys.

Go join ISIS, you know you want to.

Israel has way more at stake. They're close enough for a missile to reach and small enough to be taken out by a single warhead.

But aren't spies supposed to, you know... keep secrets? What is he pitching a period drama to Hulu or something?

Hmm....over the years, I've had several girlfriends report loss of appetite after trying to watch a lot of Monty Python with me......

It is something to do with 2 X chromosomes...?

The MAGA true believers are just like that drunk guy in the strop club that believes the stripper really loves him.

Wow, just realized it has been YEARS since I last went out, cut loose and had fun at one of the local "strop" clubs here in New Orleans....

Basic epidemiology: when a vampire feeds on a person, that person also becomes a vampire, and vampires are immortal. So it won't be long before everyone's a vampire. Can vampires feed on each other? (According to Blade, there are second-level vampires who feed on other vampires.)

As I've read the books and seen the movies...NOT every victim becomes a vampire too.

Only if the vampire wants to turn a victim....they drain most of the blood to almost point of death and then have the still alive victim drink blood from them......then they turn into one.

I believe the correct terminology is "rug munchers".

But we're assuming they solved fusing the spinal cord and millions of nerve fibers so it's not a stretch to imagine they solved immune system rejection too.

Do you not possess an instinctive revulsion when presented with an idea so gruesome?

If it is something that will allow me to preserve, extend and improve my life?

No....not the least bit.

You don't get to create and then destroy life just to prolong yours

Why?

I made it to earth and processing oxygen...why should I not make and have the opportunity to extend my run for as long as possible?

I guess my innate sense of self preservation is much higher than yours.

I really love my life and I love being me and there's not much I'd not do to keep that going.

Why would I not?

Hey....all the smoking, drinking, general partying and getting laid as much as possible was FUN as a kid and young man.

I feel it has been a life worth living so far....sure, things are starting to fail and fall apart a bit, but whew....glad I got to travel the road I did....not boring, and really ....how much life did I lose with all that in the past?

I tell you what....I'm gonna hope vampires are REAL...and that I can become one.

No spare parts required for immortality......Just a little blood.

I'm good with that....