Dr. Seuss, will you please claim prior art?

Yeah, and they'll stop these with drone attacks. Welcome to the age of corporate Stalinism

The Justice Department's Office of Legal Counsel prepared a lengthy memo justifying that extraordinary step, asserting that while the Fifth Amendment's guarantee of due process applied, it could be satisfied by internal deliberations in the executive branch.

Attorney General Eric Holder then publicly claimed: "'Due process' and 'judicial process' are not one and the same, particularly when it comes to national security. The Constitution guarantees due process, not judicial process."

http://www.salon.com/2012/05/30/how_extremism_is_normalized/singleton/

Wave goodbye... At least they didn't make a comic for it.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/mrstash/Picture6-1.png

Couple these with the Google butt-plug, and Sergey will have covered all the exits!

I'll pair these with the hated headphones from the previous story, and occupy my own, private digital HELL!

Would you have preferred as a first post, that I introduced you to the marvelous properties exhibited by Clean My PC?

This is a picture of Uncle Ted on the side of the house, but you can still see a part of the front of the house.

"Ghetto Blaster"

or

"Boom Box"

if you prefer, cracker.