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Porn?

A. I measure the size of my porn collection in terabytes.

B1. Occasionally rent the odd movie and watch it with the spouse.

B2. Occasionally rent the odd movie...and watch it with the spouse. Yeah, that's it.

C. Saw some once. Didn't care for it.

D. Never seen it, never want to.

E. Porn is violence against women and should be banned.

F. Porn is immoral and should be forbidden because it makes Baby Jebus cry.

G. All issues of National Geographic that ever existed should be burned. And Reader's Digest is too hot for me.

Z1. I produce porn!

Z2. I am porn!

...

Be honest, now. ;-)

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  • C. Saw some once. Didn't care for it.

    Sorry, but that's just the way it is. I prefer comedy (guess that's why my sex life is a joke :-)

    A friend knows that I do a lot of downloading (go bittorrent) so he asked me to snag some pr0n for him and his wife. I downloaded "Bambi meats Godzilla", and renamed it "Bambi does Godzilla". If yo haven't seen it, There's a bunch of opening credits, then 10 seconds of Bambi eating some flowers, then a second where this big lizard foot (presumably Godzilla) stomps her, then

  • I don't bother with porn anymore. I don't have any on my computers at home, or in any other form.

    Just kinda got over it.

    Besides, I have a beautiful woman at home, why the hell would I need porn?

    I'm so snobbish on this subject I even spell porn correctly. Hah!

    Once again, the day is mine!

    (of course, I'll prolly get 5 responses talking about how I'm wrong for taking this stance. maybe this will deflect that, as I honestly don't care)

    HAH! That Em's a bastard!
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      • Same here. A decade or two ago (when I was single) I was mildly interested, but it was just a fad - after you've seen a few, its all about the same anyway. Hmmm... I gave up on gardening about that time too. Wonder if they're related?

        (insert jokes here)

    • I've seen it, but really don't care for it. I don't really consider sex a spectator sport, you know? And since I'm trying to abstain (for a while), I don't want any encouragement. I also don't have any on my PC or DVDs or VHS or any other media. I think my roommate had some mags in his room, but I think he tossed them a few months ago.
    • Besides, I have a beautiful woman at home, why the hell would I need porn?

      Funny thing...I have a beautiful woman at home

      Why *wouldn't* I need porn?
  • Just bought an EMC to take over from the array of 36 gig drives attached to my Ultra 1.

    Okay, mebbe not 'terrabytes' but probably at least 140GB. For educational purposes only of course.
  • Z2. I AM pr0n!!

    If there's sex involved (real, video, virtual or otherwise) and it's between two humans (sorry not into bestiality), I'm there. ;P
  • ...there's this slang word "harry." It's difficult to translate into English - "tacky" is the closest thing I can come up with. Or tacky-cheesy. And that's how I view pr0n. "Harry."
  • Bethanie already outed me on this one...

    I think that maybe I would be a big fan of pr0n, if it was a little more focused on normal human sexuality. Sadly, pr0n is not that, pr0n is one big badly lit gynecological experiment gone horribly wrong.

    So call me "H" maybe?

    Pixie

  • Z2 (Score:2)

    by sielwolf ( 246764 ) *
    I'm fascinated by the entire pornography industry, the culture, the personality. The extent of human voyeurism. I think American Porn on Frontline was one of their best episodes. I also wholy recommend Family Business [sho.com] on Showtime.

    It follows that scamp, Seymour Butts, and the day to day operation of his company. What makes it so interesting is that his Mom and cousin help him run the place! There's this great episode where his mom has her new neighbor over and the inevitable topic of what she does for
    • Porn is just an extension of sexuality. It is sexuality in a neat little sanitary package. Be it the uro-babydoll gaping of Max Hardcore or a baudy Ingre painting. It's all there. Spec'd to order, delivered right to you and your's.

      Yeah, I don't understand all the hang ups with porn in this culture. Porn is as old as human civilization itself.
    • I agree. Actually, one of the things that led to my interet in porn was just my overall interest in huan sexuality. It all started when I was about 12 and decided to try and learn how to become the "ultimate lover". (I don't claim to be BTW) One of the best things to have happened to me was that I grew up next door to well stocked public library. I spent the better part of a year reading through every human sexuality book I could get my hands on. Anything from "Human Sexuality" to "The Joy of Sex" or

  • B1.5 (Score:2)

    by Tet ( 2721 ) *
    I.e., somewhere between B1 and B2. Porn is healthy. Of course it can be overdone and taken to extremes, but so can most things in life.
  • Having seen all of the liars post, here's my take:

    I've got enough stuff to get me through one week a month. More than a megabyte, less than a terabyte:) I'd rent more locally, but the selection is horrible. I forget what the industry name is, but they're the collections of tons of just sex scenes. As corny as they are, I like at least a little story in my porn. I'd probably buy a title now and then, but I just forget about it, or lose interest.

    I think there are a grand total of three movies in the house.
  • How much mastrubation is too much mastrubation?

    Relevant Dan Savage Column!!! [thestranger.com]
  • Not only have I worked in the porn industry, I posses a HUDGE collection of images, movies, even 3D images!

    We own several VHS dubs of rented movies and we own 2 or 3 purchased DVDs.

    Luvsbway has been enjoying downloading high quality clips and burning VCDs.
  • (A) of course, although I'm trying to cut back :P

  • bah (Score:1)

    by elmegil ( 12001 )
    Who needs to collect porn these days? It's all out there on other people's servers, no need to waste my disk on it.
  • What about answers like:

    Supermarket checkout counter is porn enough for me (Cosmo, etc)

    jason

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