Em Emalb's Journal: New Meme if you please

Hows about this:

Pop open google in one of your tabs. What? You aren't tabing happily like me? You suck. Now that we have that out of the way, type in the first thing that pops into your head in google and hit search.

Click the first link, find the 4th sentence and type it in your journal...let's see if us other slugs can figure it out.

I'll start: We will pay up to 26 cents each for tails, depending on quantity and quality.

Good luck. I've never started a meme before. It feels...icky. So do you have to participate in this crap? No. But I'll be frigging SHATTERED if you don't. ;)

I'm Ashamed

[stoolpigeon]

Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

That's it.

Re:I'm Ashamed

[Em Emalb]

Upgrading your girlfriend to Wife ver 1.0?

That'd be my guess.

Re:

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Re:If I gave you a hint, you'd get it right away..

[Talinom]

MacOsX

At least that is my guess.

BTW: the two minute warning on posts SUCKS!

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A single word, multiple words or a phrase?

[wheany]

Are we supposed to type in a single word, multiple words or a phrase?

Re:A single word, multiple words or a phrase?

[Em Emalb]

Whatever you want to do bud, whatever you want to do. ;)

Ok, here you go.

[Talinom]

For the HTML illiterate, here's the HTML code for the link:

Happy hunting to all who attempt to guess what I searched for.

P.S.

No, I won't post the code. If I do you will immediatly "get it".

Re:Ok, here you go.

[Talinom]

OK, fine. A hint. At NYT crossword level of difficulty.

They produced the easiest to install, IMHO, distribution of Linux ever. You could play tetris while it finished it's install. I don't feel that they make much of anything worthwhile anymore. The answer is two words long.

Good luck.

Googling

[Tet]

Pop open google in one of your tabs. What? You aren't tabing happily like me? You suck.

No, you suck. I never even go to google any more. I just type the search phrase into my Mozilla location bar, press the up arrow and hit return to give me Google's search results for that phrase. My meme entry is thus:

"ONLINE AUCTION RAISES MONEY FOR RAINN" -- from

http://www.rainn.org [rainn.org].

Re:Googling

[LPetrazickis]

In Opera:
[ctrl]+n, g keyword, [enter]

Fourth sentence:
A good week for gender issues.

Done

[ncc74656]

Done [slashdot.org].

As for your search result...there's a company [mepps.com] that pays good money for the tails of squirrels? That's bizarre. I don't know if I want to hear what search term led to that. (Hmm...squirrel tail [google.com] worked.)

Re:Done

[Em Emalb]

Outstanding!

SolemnDragon says I can give you two points, or a rusted tiara, take your pick.

BTW, the actual search phrase was squirrels with no tails.

Yeah, I weird. But hey, whatever man.

I'm doing it here instead of my journal :P

[Safety Cap]

Looking for helpful books like Handbook of Microcontrollers or Troubleshooting Electronic Circuits?

Posting Here

[Oculus Habent]

I'll warn you, wierd shit pops in to my head when requested.

Kandahar, the Lodge at Big Mountain, is a bed and breakfast hotel located in the center of a recreation mecca.

Re:Posting Here

[Oculus Habent]

Crap. Shows how well I follow directions.

Ahem:

Woolen cloth, felt, and silk are manufactured.

How's that for cryptic?! (spoiled by the previous entry, of course)

Not going to waste a journal on it....

[jawtheshark]

Put here's my result. Should be easy to find out...

I've always meant to, and still hope to, someday get back to the code and release a new version for the new century that was more modern and hip and all that.

Re:Not going to waste a journal on it....

[Cy Guy]

Not wanting to waste my journal cred on this either - so here is mine

Yankovic says his current Poodle Hat CD tour will be more of the same.

Source of the search term used was the most recent line posted to the PLASTIC.com IRC channel [plastic.com].

Interesting...

[N473]

My food doesn't settle properly and I'm on the verge of hurling.

Had to go to the second link

[TheConfusedOne]

The first was to a Flash page.

[i]Welcome to the New Moto Guzzi.[/i]

Yup, I got me motorcycles on my mind.

Ok, so mine is:

[redhead-kitten]

They are a kind of Drug of the Mind.

Meh.

[insanecarbonbasedlif]

After Mufasa left with Simba, and Nala, Scar awaited for the hyenas to return to their hallowed romping grounds.

Yeah

[nob]

We finance dairy farms and agribusinesses not only on a county level but on a statewide basis.

Heh

[The Bungi]

Prezivio je avionsku nesreæu pri letu iz Kalkute, 1948, te poslavsi dvojicu svojih potèinjenih, odbranio je avion od par za kraðu raspolozenih nomada. Za to je kasnije dobio i pohvalu.

You rock Em =)