Em Emalb's Journal: No. I won't make a journal entry about page 23 sentence 5

Cause I'm an asshole (lioliolio) He's the world's biggest asshole! A S S H O L E

I drive really slow, in the ultra fast lane, while people behind me are going insane.

I'm an asshole (the world's biggest asshole!) ;)

John Wayne's

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Not dead, he's frozen! And one of these days we're going to thaw out the duke and he's gonna be really pissed off!

You know why?

[FortKnox]

You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times! That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!

I -was- going to do the page 23 thing, but the fifth sentence was a thanks to friends and family. A huge frickin paragraph (one sentence) with a buncha comma delimited names. I'll stave off my carpal tunnel another 35 seconds, thankyouverymuch!

Re:You know why?

[insanecarbonbasedlif]

There's got to be another book around!?

Re:You know why?

[FortKnox]

Not in this cube... and that book was from the cube next to me that the dude isn't here today.

Re:You know why?

[insanecarbonbasedlif]

Make something up, and don't attribute it. No one will know. And if they really press you on it, tell them it's out of the great novel you're writing.

Re:You know why?

[FortKnox]

I was contemplating writing something out of the "46 page love letter" bethanie wrote me...

Re:You know why?

[Em Emalb]

Wonder if she's form-lettering these things:

Hello Josh I hope this letter dated today's date reaches you ok.

Cause if so, I got that one last week. ;)

Dude!

[arb]

One of the funniest songs ever!

Constantly play

[blinder]

that CD got near constant play at the small company I worked for the summer of '97.

Hell, its his commercial, for whatever oil company... that I am now currently calling everyone "fishstick"

"yeah, whatever fishstick"

I'm sorry.

[insanecarbonbasedlif]

No. I won't make a journal entry about page 23 sentence 5.

It's not my fault you can't count above 3... I would teach you how, if I could, but I'm afraid the whole "reading" thing might trip you up.

Re:I'm sorry.

[Em Emalb]

look at all the pretty squiggly lines!

Woo!

(I should not this was typed by my secretary)

Re:I'm sorry.

[Em Emalb]

I should also note that not is not the same as note.

Got it? Good.

(The secretary strikes back)

a "not" to Em's secretary

[insanecarbonbasedlif]

He's underpaying you. You can use his ignorance as leverage. Double your paycheck, and tell him it's the same amount! And if he asks what this post says, tell him it says I'm jealous that I don't get a secretary to help me browse slashdot...

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no, you are half-assed

[Abm0raz]

if you are gonna do it, do it right ...

(guitar plays chords: D/A, D/C, D/B, D/Bb(with a sus4 pull off))
Folks, I'd like to tell you a story.
A story about me, about you.
About that feeling we get,
Way down in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe even below the cockles,
In the sub-cockles.
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon ... we just don't know.

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job.
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I got an a-ver

Re:no, you are half-assed

[Abm0raz]

Figures, I previewed and editted and still missed an error. The main riff for the guitar should have a Cadd9 not Csus4.

My bad.

(screw you 2 minute post limit! You die! You goto hell and you die!)

-Ab