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Journal Em Emalb's Journal: A poll and writing about nothing 33

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I like cheese.

I once drank 4 gallons of water in one day. I only peed 4 times.

Cats and dogs can live together in harmony.

Can you really felaciate yourself if you get two ribs removed? How do people know this?

There has never been a recorded case of an ostrich sticking it's head in the ground.

If a bear farts in the woods, does it smell?

Did you know 95% of the people on my friend's list are in the US? Ergo, no bitchin' about this poll. ;)

I am rooting for:

A) Marlins

B) Yankees

C) Redsox

D) The Albequerque Isotopes

E) Global Burnination

F) world peace

G) more cheese

H) Even though I know you won't care, I will complain about this poll being US-centric. Which is comic, yet tragic in it's own little way. However, I will make a snide remark just to irritate you this fine morning.

Good afternoon my non-American friends.

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  • Damn those Marlins. And a good afternoon to you too!

    I once drank 4 gallons of water in one day. I only peed 4 times.

    If that's hiking up and down the grand canyon I could understand... otherwise, where'd it all go?
  • Did you know: The real Albequerque Isotopes minor league baseball team named themselves after an episode of the Simpsons where the Springfield Isotopes threatened to move to Albequerque.
    • Did you know:

      I lived for 10 years in New Mexico and STILL had to make sure I had spelled Albequerque correctly?

      I suck. But so do you. Hah! Foiled again!
      • I lived for 10 years in New Mexico and STILL had to make sure I had spelled Albequerque correctly?

        ...and you still didn't get it right.

        Albuquerque. (Never lived in New Mexico, but it's two states over from here.)

        Oh well...if CmdrTaco & co. can't spell, why should anybody else here be worried about spelling?

    • but there is still good reason for calling them the Isotopes other than the Simpsons. Most nuclear weapons R&D is done here in NM and we have more nukes than any other state.

      We also have a curious combination of having both the highest percentage of Phd's as well as the worst public schools in the nation.
      • The Richland, WA Hish School mascott is the "Bombers" and their logo is a mushroom cloud superimposed on an "R".

        Richland is of course near Hanford where plutonium for the first atomic bomb was produced.
  • I like cheese. Mmmm... Cheese...

    I once drank 4 gallons of water in one day. I only peed 4 times. 'Course it was an Austin Powers-style pee...

    Cats and dogs can live together in harmony. And there's hope for us all...

    Can you really felaciate yourself if you get two ribs removed? How do people know this? It's like the saying goes... Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can...

    There has never been a recorded case of an ostrich sticking it's head in the ground. Meanwhile, people all over the north si
    • My god, that bear has no nose!
      That reminded me of the Arby's commercial with the Oven Mitt...

      "Oven Mitt, how can you smell if you don't have a nose?"

      > "What do you mean I don't have a... WHERE DID IT GO?!

      *sigh*
  • That Dancin' Homer mahn, he really knows how to move.

    Well, at least we now apparently know the name of the person who was on the grassy knowl and managed to both shoot Kennedy and ruin the Cubs' chance to get into the World Series. (Always good to have a scapegoat handy.)
  • Just to be nitpicky, the term is fellate. And who the hell knows. Just a rumor started about Marilyn Manson, likely intentionally for publicities sake. And that would have to be some serious spinal flexibilty.

    I drank a 32-oz cup of water in between every commercial break watching TV for four hours once, but I peed a lot more than you did.

    And cheese is definately good. Gouda. Yeah.
  • I like cheese.
    Me too.

    I once drank 4 gallons of water in one day. I only peed 4 times.
    I drink about 3 liters a day, but I go to the bathroom a lot.

    Cats and dogs can live together in harmony.
    But only if they don't both sing Soprano.

    Can you really felaciate yourself if you get two ribs removed? How do people know this?
    No, and I wish there were a way to reverse the procedure. ;-)

    There has never been a recorded case of an ostrich sticking it's head in the ground.
    That's because when they stick

  • (provided you don't leave it in the fridge and forget about it for a month, that is...)

    As to having some ribs taken out so that you can play your own skin-flute... two possible sources for this come to mind :
    1. Sounds like the kind of kink that the Romans would have been up for. Ancient text, perhaps?
    2. Observations of our primate relatives. Hey, they share most other traits with us, it seems only share that they have one or two things that they can do that we can't... :-)

    MT.

  • C, A, F, G, D, H, B, E.

    C because the Red Sox need to end that damned curse. And because, of all the AL teams, they're the ones that I feel the closest affinity towards (although I love what Billy Beane is doing with the A's).

    A because they're the NL representative. As the kid and his granpa agree in John Grisham's A Painted House, even if you hate them, you got to go with the team from your league, just to show the other league who's boss.

    F because world peace needs all the friends it can get. Now more t
  • Though this poll is pretty cheesy.
  • Burninate the countryside. Burninate the peasants!

    Oh, and you don't need ribs removed. You just need to be young and supple. I'm neither any more...

  • I like cheese.

    I like meat.

    I once drank 4 gallons of water in one day. I only peed 4 times.

    I don't know what you weigh, but that could be dangerous. Urination is not the only way you eliminate fluids, there's perspiration, respiration and defecation.

    Cats and dogs can live together in harmony.

    So can ebony and ivory.

    Can you really felaciate yourself if you get two ribs removed? How do people know this?

    I have the misfortune of actually having witnessed such an act. I have no idea if this guy had
    • I don't know what you weigh, but that could be dangerous. Urination is not the only way you eliminate fluids, there's perspiration, respiration and defecation.

      And the good Doctor steps in again. ;)

      I was sitting out in the sun during 140 degree heat in Jordan at the time. I sweated so much I think I lost a kidney in the process. All we could do was sweat and gripe about how miserable it was. I spent two weeks drinking water and whining. Hmm, now that I think about it, I've been doing that for years!
  • Oh wait, that's right.
    Nevermind.
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  • I) (Score:2)

    by Foochar ( 129133 ) *
    Anyone but the Yankees
  • That is all. Oh, BTW, I too have the strange and useless ability to drink large amounts of liquid and not need to pee for (hours/days? Well, maybe *a* day) however long I feel like.
  • that stuff sure is tasty. i like brie, cheddar, swiss, jarlsberg, camembert, havarti, edam, gouda, emmenthaler, appenzeller, parmesan, provolone, mozzorella, port salut, roquefort, gorgonzola, feta, asagio, munster, butterkaese, ... but not necessarily in that order.

    i also like cheesecake. it's a dessert that you can combine with almost any other dessert (chocolate, cookies, fruit, custard) and still end up with something tasty.
  • and its Albuquerque! Get it straight!!

    You could also get away with calling it Alburquerque, since that was an older official spelling.

    As far as major league teams go, I'm a Yankees fan.
  • Err... ummm, no wait. I go for cheese, although Europeon cheese beats our 'Mercan cheese [yep even California-it's the cheese] hands down. I'm gonna move and make my own wine, cheese [mmmm Alp cheese]and beer over there. Oh wait I guess I can't be my own best customer and make a profit can I?

  • What does it matter if you're American or not? The sports might be different, but most people will know the feeling when their team wins or loses. I am starting to forget what the winning feels like, though. The Hamburger Sportverein is playing a miserable season. After a strong finish last year and the victory in the (ultimately meaningless) German league cup I had high hopes. Now, eight rounds later, they can look back at the worst start to a season in recorded history, a first round out in the UEFA cup (

  • So long as Canada beats New Zealand in the Rugby World Cup match tonight I'll be happy. Of course, when the Canadian coach comes out and says his team has no hope you really gotta wonder...

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