Have you ever been to Thailand?
If 'No' ---> Try Songkran Day.
If 'Yes' ---> Try Songkran Day for the next time.
If 'Yes, during Songkran' ---> Try it again, with me.
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What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.