Captain Splendid's Journal: Ah yes

Bush, Obama talk over economic, security matters

President-elect Barack Obama had his first look at the White House Oval Office during a nearly two-hour meeting with President George W. Bush, as the two men took the first steps in transferring power over a country mired in economic crisis and at war in two distant lands.

Sadly, no mention of home movies

I have this feeling that whoever's elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what promises you make on the campaign trail - blah, blah, blah - when you win, you go into this smoky room with the twelve industrialist, capitalist scumfucks that got you in there, and this little screen comes down... and it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before, which looks suspiciously off the grassy knoll.... And then the screen comes up, the lights come on, and they say to the new president, 'Any questions?'

'Just what my agenda is.'

Heh, in the very next paragraph

[iminplaya]

You are shown the alternative:

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.

Play ball!

Bill Hicks

[rk]

deserves to be elevated to the status of deity if for no other reason than the very concept of "Arizona Bay".

Well at least Obama is going after Osama

[WillAffleckUW]

and stopping the drain on our military from Iraq, while canceling the outsourced military contractors that cost much more than our soldiers.