There's a fable about a woman who clutches a viper to her bosom...

Therein lies the paradox. Yahoo is not known for good CEOs.

Good software engineers know CS != IT.

"some incorrectly thought he possessed"

Someone has a bright future in crafting political 'apologies'.

Apparently that filled their capacity, too, as they can't seem to remember anything about the Bush Presidency.

Your future boyfriend will be relieved to hear he can lie on your first date.

also known as "The Cockroach Theory". I seen cockroach correlates with about 1000 unseen ones.

I think with inflation it's now O(n^2)

The suckers are the ones who don't fire him. (and the shareholders, but I'm guessing they've known that for a while now)

...and thus we have 'too big to fail'.