Most of them a good 51% of the human population are idiots.

This is from personal observation and working a few years when I was young at an amusement park. the bulk of people are really morons.

Taze yourself, Guaranteed to get far more likes and clicks than any selfie you can take.

Wow very short life. Call me when it's 2000 cycles.

Root and install a blocking hosts file.

  Bethesda proved that ad's on free games is only for complete crap games. Fallout shelter has ZERO ad's ZERO nags, and they are making money hand over fist with it.

So if your app has ad's, it's a strong sign that it's a complete crap app.

Luckily 99% of all free apps are trash, so I dont use them, the ones that are worth buying, I buy.

Actually having experience. Oh and the fact that I just set up a new windows 7 VM and from the fresh install on the DVD and how it ran, compared to after applying all updates it lost all of it's speed.

Nothing installed but windows updates. on the exact same hardware. Absolute solid proof to me.

Most of the updates with windows actually slows it down quite a bit. Windows 7 at release is fast on a core 2 duo. Today it needs a quad i7 at 3.6ghz or faster and a SSD drive to be as fast as the initial release.

Windows XP was the same, clean release install was fast as hell install SP3 and it becomes dog slow.

"Because customers would be switching map cassettes as they drove, we knew cassettes would wind up sitting on top of the dash, baking in the summer sun."

Sadly most engineers today are far too stupid to think of such things. Having a care at all towards longevity and reliability is a thing of the distant past.

That this CEO has no clue at all.

Nothing like ramming your company down people's throats to get them to like you.

bigger RV. places around here sell them that are larger than most peoples 2 bedroom homes PLUS they have a garage in back. yes a garage.

Although this requires an upgraded wife that has the nomadic tolerance upgrade installed.

You have to look for the right ones. The sriracha Jacks jerky is low in sugar and is one of my favorites.

Buy a used RV and live in the back corner of your work parking lot. If you are lucky enough to buy a big white fiberglass one with vynal graphics, peel them all off and put an AT&T logo on it or VERIZON and a couple of yellow lights. nobody will even question it being there.

A contractor at work does this, we have had him back 3 times and I have been the only person to notice. he has a motorcycle to get around town. when fall comes he looks for contract work down south. It's actually genius.

Give you 1 hour of comp time for every hour of overtime you work. I am salaried and when I work over, I take each over hour as time off.

Honest employers do this, Dishonest ones just tell you the "sucks to be you" line.

I keep hearing this claim, and I see no evidence for it. Shit, I worked for redmond for years, and IE was *never* faster outside of a lab than Firefox, much less Chrome. I didn't particularly care for the immense amount of telemetry that Chrome shipped back to the goog, but it started fast and stayed that way. A fresh copy of IE/WIn8 on the other hand, was zippy for the first few days of use -- almost as fast as firefox on 32 or 64 -- but quickly bogged down with local cache writes and content inspection, tons of default temetry, and helper libraries that could not be unloaded without heading into the registry with an army of villagers weilding pitchforks and torches. Besides, it's UGLY. Why bother with it?

This is the single most stupid thing said on the internet today.

Congrats, you even make Kardashians look like rocket scientists.

Comcasts Spam filter is crap, but who in the world uses their ISP email? Gmail and call it done so you can change ISP without disruption to email.