Are there noobs left in the world?
For some reason some people keep creating new ones.
So is the Universe coming, or going?
Coming from what?
Going to what?
Well, I don't care as long as my signal is good for the two new Big Bang Theory episodes tonight!
(Headline had me freaked for a second)
And if existence does end I hope the next one is not a re-run... I'm tired of re-runs...
The OP is right and should be modded 5, Insightful.
Just as soon as we figure out who he is...
The barn is on fire, the door is open, but the horses aren't fleeing.
Don't worry. It's just a matter of time until the farmer sees the need for action and closes the door.
Right now he's busy mixing a 55 gallon drum of barbeque sauce...
There is no try, only do
Ahh, Yoda's bathroom mantra...
Not everyone speaks legalese, after all.
...and that is why the lawyers get to run things.
Hops are a relatively recent addition to the recipe
If you consider November 30th, 1487 "recent"...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinheitsgebot
It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.